
Friday, October 31, 2008
Beard on Vacation - TBGP Return Update

Labels:
BAFW,
facial hair,
The Beard Growth Project,
Vacation
Sunday, August 31, 2008
Where's the Beard!
I know. I sort of abandoned this blog for the summer. It's just too frigging hot to rock facial hair when it's damn near 100 degrees in Southern California. But, it might come back during the fall. I'll return to this in time.
My current facial hair configuration is pretty sparse. I shaved completely, and have been shaving on and off, and recently decided to go with a goatee based upon continuous requests from my wife. She's loving that she's getting what she wants . . . for once, when it comes to my facial hair.
I'll be back soon enough. Summer is almost over with. All the beard fans out there will get their fix in a couple of months.
Keep the dream alive.
My current facial hair configuration is pretty sparse. I shaved completely, and have been shaving on and off, and recently decided to go with a goatee based upon continuous requests from my wife. She's loving that she's getting what she wants . . . for once, when it comes to my facial hair.
I'll be back soon enough. Summer is almost over with. All the beard fans out there will get their fix in a couple of months.
Keep the dream alive.
Labels:
facial hair,
Fall,
goatee,
Summer,
The Beard Growth Project
Tuesday, June 3, 2008
Month #4 Starts

Labels:
facial hair,
Haircuts,
June,
The Beard Growth Project
Wednesday, May 28, 2008
Friendly Reactions to the TBGP

"You look like you've been stuck in a cave/cage."
Fuck you guys. But, it's cool. Input is appreciated. Even if it's dick-ish. But, other than that, we all had a good time. Saw some friends I hadn't seen since November actually.
In other beard-related news, the wife is once again taken up the torch against the mighty beard. She started asking me to shave it again, once again dropping the "I won't have sex with you until you shave it" ultimatum that I've heard before. She puts up a strong front when it comes to this. But I know she's bluffing. She'll probably read this and get all up in my face about how she's serious this time. But the beard will win her over. It always does. *Wink*
Thursday, May 22, 2008
Beard Survives Anniversary

Labels:
facial hair,
May 17th,
mutton chops,
The Beard Growth Project
Sunday, May 11, 2008
The Mother of all Beards

It is starting to pose a problem with my eating though. The moustache part of my beard keeps ending up in my mouth when I go to eat something. So I'm constantly having to pick my own facial hair out of my mouth. Also, it tends to collect crumbs and condiments rather easily. After today's breakfast, I actually had egg on my face. But hey, this could be a blessing in disguise. Eating might become so troublesome that I might start losing some weight.
One can only hope.
Labels:
facial hair,
May,
moustache,
The Beard Growth Project
Sunday, May 4, 2008
Yahoo's Exclusive Hancock Trailer
"Hancock" is due to hit theaters July 2nd. I'm pretty excited about it. Looks like a fun, superhero romp. Plus, Will Smith seems to be getting better in his choices as of late. I loved (despite the weak CGI) "I Am Legend", and this movie looks like it might be right up my alley. This exclusive Yahoo trailer shows you a little more of the movie than the regular trailers. It includes tossing a kid into the air. Pretty hilarious.
**Originally posted over at BAFW. Thought you beard lovers would like it.
P.S. - I just noticed Will Smith is rocking some stubble in the screen-cap shown. I guess it's not all that non-beard-related after all.
Labels:
Hancock,
I Am Legend,
Non-Beard Related,
stubble,
trailer,
Will Smith
Thursday, May 1, 2008
3 Months In

Now, I can't guarantee that this beard will survive to see June. It might. But I'm a little uncertain. There's pressure from my better half to get rid of it, or at least trim it down to a goatee. I'd lose all that awesome mutton-chop'y-ness I've got going on right now. Also, people at work are starting to look at me funny. That's a minor concern though. I don't care much for what they think. But when the Site Lead raises an eyebrow as I walk up to receive an Award of Excellence, I get a little antsy.
Anywho . . . "The Beard Growth Project" will keep fighting the good fight until it can no longer do so. Signing out for now. See you in a couple of days.
Thursday, April 24, 2008
TBGP - Still Pondering

So, still thinking on what to do with this. She likes it, but she complains about it. Maybe I can start conditioning or moisturizing my facial hair. Make it smoother. Anyone care to leave a comment as to what I should be using? Anyone even reading this blog? Haha! That's OK. I don't do this for popularity. Rather my own innate curiosity.
Saturday, April 19, 2008
TBGP vs. The Ultimatum

In other more beard-centric news, you can make out the errant white hair that is growing on the side of my cheek. It's longer than all the other facial hair that surrounds it, but the web-cam on my MacBook is not picking it up all that well. It's a bit blurry, but if you've got sharp vision, you can make it out.
Wednesday, April 16, 2008
Beard Growth - Still Weak, but Bushier

Wednesday, April 9, 2008
Still Relaxing, Beard Still Growing

As for beard-related stuff, the subject of "The Beard Growth Project" is still doing well. I'm probably not going to go through with the trimming of the goatee and the shaving of the sideburns. I've grown attached to them, and they're starting to grow on my wife (pun slightly intended). The sideburns kind of do what they want though. The facial hair on the right side of my face just sticks out in random directions while the facial hair on the left side of my face points down like it should. Also, the right side of my face grows hair faster than the left side. It's weird. In non-beard related, but right-bodied specific, random factoid . . . my right foot is actually just slightly larger than my left foot. And, I'm right-handed. So, I'm speculating (with all of these facts), that the right side of my body is the actual dominant portion of me.
But, enough about that. My wife and I are headed out, possibly to spend more money. We need to hit up a custom furniture store in Pasadena and the Old Navy. I need me some shorts for the summer.
Monday, April 7, 2008
Beard on Vacation

Wednesday, April 2, 2008
Month #3 Starts Off

As far as the facial hair goes . . . My moustache is looking fairly strong. The spot where the sideburn turns into beard is appropriately bushy. The goatee area is looking a little fuller than usual. It's just that stretch of beard that connects the mutton chops to the goatee that I will forever have a problem with. I just don't have the hair follicle quantity that I need to have a nice manly beard. Other than that, I think I can actually see progress. Anyway, off to work. See you people in a couple of days.
Wednesday, March 26, 2008
Pre-6 AM Beard Update

Sunday, March 23, 2008
Easter Beard Update

Monday, March 17, 2008
Week 6 Starts

Sunday, March 16, 2008
Non-Beard Related - Full Monty

Labels:
comedy,
Monty Python,
Non-Beard Related,
United Kingdom,
video,
YouTube
Saturday, March 15, 2008
Up Close and Beard-sonal

Wednesday, March 12, 2008
Mid-Week Beard Report

Labels:
facial hair,
Getting Older,
The Beard Growth Project
Monday, March 10, 2008
The Literate Beard Review - Monster Planet
Hey beard lovers. As you might have known, or are just finding out, when I'm not busy juggling a full-time job, family life, and growing a beard . . . all at the same time (yes, I know, it's mind-boggling how I pull it off), I tend to read books. Books that I then submit reviews for over at Analog Medium. My latest literary victim is David Wellington's "Monster Planet". Those guys are kind enough (true gents) to post them up on their fine weblog for all to see. I don't even know why they keep putting them up. I'm fairly amateurish when it comes to writing reviews. I'm more adept at making fun of either myself or celebrities (modesty is one of my strong suits . . . so is liberal use of parenthesis . . eses . . ii?). But, why am I keeping you here? Head on out to Analog Medium and check it out for yourself.
Monday Morning Beard Report

Friday, March 7, 2008
Friday Follicles

Wednesday, March 5, 2008
Beard Profile Update

Monday, March 3, 2008
Beard March Madness

Friday, February 29, 2008
Hell Week Over - Beard Survives

Wednesday, February 27, 2008
Wednesday Update - Beard is Back in Business

Labels:
facial hair,
The Beard Growth Project,
working sucks
Friday, February 22, 2008
Puberty is Finally Hitting

Thursday, February 21, 2008
Lack of Posting Won't Stop this Beard

Labels:
facial hair,
The Beard Growth Project,
working sucks
Tuesday, February 19, 2008
The Literate Beard Review - Monster Nation

Saturday, February 16, 2008
Saturday Beard Update

Thursday, February 14, 2008
My Furry Valentine

Wednesday, February 13, 2008
Good Morning Beard

Sunday, February 10, 2008
A Week's Worth of Weak Beard


Saturday, February 9, 2008
Un-related Beard Post

Friday, February 8, 2008
Let Your Voice be Heard

Labels:
Communist Fears,
Democracy,
facial hair,
Poll,
Red Dawn
Thursday, February 7, 2008
The Scruff is in the Building

Labels:
facial hair,
scruffy,
stubble,
The Beard Growth Project
Wednesday, February 6, 2008
The Dangers of Growing a Beard

And no, "joanhotmommy9" is not one of my split personalities. I'm pretty sure it's a real person. I think. You never know on the internets.
Tuesday, February 5, 2008
The Mighty Beard Quest Continues

Monday, February 4, 2008
Where's the Beard!

Saturday, February 2, 2008
5 O'Clock Shadow Arrives . . . Finally

Friday, February 1, 2008
The Aftermath

So, above and below are pictures I snapped of the painful mess of what was left after the shaving was completed. Yeah . . . I'm fucking weird.
The Beginning
"The Beard Growth Project" is something that I've been thinking about for a couple of weeks now. I have a notoriously slow facial hair growth rate. And even when it comes through, it's fairly weak. It's been looking fuller lately. I think I'm finally reaching puberty at the tender age of 28. Well, I'm almost 29, but this blog is not about how old I am. The picture below is me beardless. I had been growing a beard pretty much since mid-December. Partly because I'm too lazy to shave my facial hair every couple of days. But also because beards come in handy in the winter times. It's like wearing a sweater on your face. Albeit, a not so effective or warm sweater, but it helps on those cold mornings when I have to show up at work at the ungodly hour of 5 AM.
There are couple of rules to "The Beard Growth Project". Starting today, February 1st 2008, I will not shave the hair on my face. That does not include neck hair. That I will keep a regular shaving regimen on. I don't like neck-hair. It's kind of itchy and rather unsightly. I will take daily pictures of my facial hair with the webcam on my MacBook. It's not the highest quality or the best resolution per say, but it does the trick. And there's no clumsy shot after shot of trying to get the right picture as if I were to use my regular digital camera. And, that's pretty much it for the rules.
When it finally comes time to bid a fond farewell to my facial hair, this blog might end. Or it might evolve into something completely different. Maybe I can showcase different facial hair configurations. Whatever. I'm not even thinking that far ahead.

There are couple of rules to "The Beard Growth Project". Starting today, February 1st 2008, I will not shave the hair on my face. That does not include neck hair. That I will keep a regular shaving regimen on. I don't like neck-hair. It's kind of itchy and rather unsightly. I will take daily pictures of my facial hair with the webcam on my MacBook. It's not the highest quality or the best resolution per say, but it does the trick. And there's no clumsy shot after shot of trying to get the right picture as if I were to use my regular digital camera. And, that's pretty much it for the rules.
When it finally comes time to bid a fond farewell to my facial hair, this blog might end. Or it might evolve into something completely different. Maybe I can showcase different facial hair configurations. Whatever. I'm not even thinking that far ahead.

I know, I have the "deer in headlights" look locked down.
Labels:
clean shaven,
facial hair,
MacBook,
The Beard Growth Project
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